"One
Flaw In Women"
By
the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day
of working time. An angel appeared and said, "Why
are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered,
"Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to
be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200
movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet
coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four
children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything
from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do
everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded
at the requirements. "Only
two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard
model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until
tomorrow to finish."
"But I won't,"
the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that
is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself
when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and
touched the woman. "But
you have made her soft, Lord."
"She is soft,"
the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough. You have no
idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will
she be able to think?",
asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think, she will be
able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed
something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like
you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were
trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a
leak," the Lord
corrected, "that's
a tear!"
"What's the tear
for?" the
angel asked.
The Lord said,
"The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her
loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius,
Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly
amazing."
The Lord said, " And
she is! Women
have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and
they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and
joy.
They smile when they want to scream. They
sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to
injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have. They go to the
doctor with a frightened friend. They love
unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their
friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at
the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when
they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll
drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much
they care about you.
The
heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and
ideals. They give moral support to their family and
friends. Women have vital things to say and everything
to give.
HOWEVER,
IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET
THEIR WORTH.
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